ass-mouth

1. Extreme halitosis (bad breath).

2. A person who suffers from extreme halitosis, to the point where the only logical explanation for such bad breath from a human being is that he/she uses dog shit for toothpaste.

Well, what do you expect, ass-mouth doesn't have time to brush his teeth because he's on the internet all the damn time.

ass-mouth by Kevin Howlett February 16, 2004

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ass mouth

Gross condition of Bad Breath and 'Shit-Teeth' caused from Rimming or Eating a Guys Ass, and NOT Brushing afterwards.

"Everybody at the Party was SO Grossed Out by My 'Ass Mouth' nobody`d talk to me!

ass mouth by Gregor Peebles January 5, 2006

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Ass Mouth

The type of mouth you get after a night of heavy drinking and taking drugs in excess of number. It consists of a sticky velcro tongue (so sticky it could stick to a dogs bollock and you get a dog fart in your face), a dry cloggy throat that's 1mm wide, furry teeth and lips that have flaking peeling dry skin coming off. It also creates a mouth that is non-quenchable by any liquid, it even makes ice water taste like you're licking the inside of a dustbin.

Courtney: My ass mouth is making me wana slit my wrists and dance in my own blood, I wish I had some turboce.
Amber: I'm not suprised, you're breath smells like a decapitated corpse, have a polo.

Ass Mouth by ***Amboce*** June 23, 2007