ass on blast

farting too much, too loud, and too stinky

Damn I can't even be in the same house as Fred. His ass on blast 24/7.

by walterc February 16, 2015

ass blast

A mega firey fart

Dude. My ass blast was painful

by Nitro March 3, 2003

ass blast

Speckled diarhea spray on the toilet.

I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Ass Blasting

A grossly obnoxious overcharging for a product that is worth severely less that what you are paying for it.

5 bucks for this can of Arizona Ice Tea!! What an Ass Blasting!

by skotobasilio February 3, 2009

Ass Blasting

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

by The spagnetti master! June 14, 2016

ass blast

forceful anal sex

met this guy last night; boy, did I get my ass blasted

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

ass blast

when you have explosive diarrhea and no place to go. So haveing to fine a ext place to go

One time at band camp.... i couldnt find the rest rooms so i took a ass blast on the wall.

by haloreach4life September 30, 2010