ass farmer

One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.

That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.

by Austin February 16, 2004

ass farmer

A male whose preferred method of sexual intercourse is by penetrating the ass of another man.

Don't go to San Fran; nothing by Ass Farmer's out there.

by King Sr. July 1, 2003

ass farmer

someone who's ass is growing

Have you seen Luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she's becoming a real ass farmer!

by Pickles McDoody October 5, 2010

ass farmer

one who cultivates the seeds of life on another's ass fields.

peter north has a side profession as an ass farmer.

by d00dsk8 February 21, 2009

Ass Farmer

sombody who has lots of butt sex

John im completely fine that your gay,but are you really an ass farmer?

by Ethan D. March 30, 2007

ass raping monkey farmer

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.

'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'

by Insignia1986 April 4, 2007