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Smack my ass like a drum 

Lyric from the hit song “Vagina” by cupcakKe that became a popular sound on TikTok accompanying a trend.
Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare

smack my ass like a drum 

tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk

smack my ass like a drum 

A popular sound bit created by music remixer "cupcake" on youtube

mostly used by the floptok (floptropican community) of TikTok to remix songs for their QUEEN JIAFEI
"smack my ass like a drum" --- floptropicans probably

Pound my ass like a marching band drum 

Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.
I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!

ass drummer 

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo
Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.
ass drummer by Likema sack March 8, 2017

Ass drumming circle 

Verb,
A group of men or women. Sometimes coed meet up with a pair of drum sticks for each person. Each person puts their bottom out and starts hitting the person in front of them with the drum sticks and forming a circle thus ass drumming circle.
Me and 4 of my friends went and did an ass drumming circle last noght
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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