ass drum 

An ass so big you could play the bongo drums on it.

Damn you look at that ass drum, I could play a solo on that thing.

ass drum by bigboss839 March 28, 2009

Smack my ass like a drum 

Lyric from the hit song “Vagina” by cupcakKe that became a popular sound on TikTok accompanying a trend.

Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare

Smack my ass like a drum by Soozaaaa February 6, 2021

smack my ass like a drum 

we all want tom riddle to

tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk

smack my ass like a drum by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020

smack my ass like a drum 

A popular sound bit created by music remixer "cupcake" on youtube

mostly used by the floptok (floptropican community) of TikTok to remix songs for their QUEEN JIAFEI

"smack my ass like a drum" --- floptropicans probably

smack my ass like a drum by Linerthedefiner February 4, 2024

Pound my ass like a marching band drum 

Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.

I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!

Pound my ass like a marching band drum by Veddy Sick Man December 6, 2022

ass drummer 

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo

Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.

ass drummer by Likema sack March 8, 2017

Ass drumming circle 

Verb,
A group of men or women. Sometimes coed meet up with a pair of drum sticks for each person. Each person puts their bottom out and starts hitting the person in front of them with the drum sticks and forming a circle thus ass drumming circle.

Me and 4 of my friends went and did an ass drumming circle last noght

Ass drumming circle by Old and confused January 5, 2024