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Dammit Anna, you've spent so much time writing SQL queries that you're saying stupid stuff like "Aspenbergers"!
aspenbergers by MikaFlo2009 April 25, 2022
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Ascension School
Ascension School is a private school in Oak Park that was established by the Ursuline Sisters in 1912. Its great place to ruin your child’s life. The uniforms would look more flattering on Steve Buscemi then on literally anyone there. They have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of George Washington. That school has gone through more spanish teachers than Taylor Swift has boyfriends. Only decent person who works there is the janitor. The hot lunches went “healthy” which I’m sure is code for containing human flesh. Half the staff wears open toe shoes so the children suffer through horrible education while starting at hairy toes. There are more health codes broken here then in a Mcdonald’s. The students are treated worse than the employers at the hooters on undercover boss. The only decent thing learned is how to roll joints taught by a kid that smoked actual oregano. You might accidently watch a religious movie where a girl is in an abusive relationship so she cheats on him to make him mad him then gets gang raped then runs away and almost dies but Jesus revives her then a queen helps her and has a lesbian make out sesh because a class actually watched this. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a rat in the gym smoking a joint, drinking, and shooting up some heroine all at once. The dances are jokes unless you get blessed by the occasional drunk teacher showing up to twerk on you.
Ascension School by Justice F. Harambe October 18, 2016
Ashens
The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.
He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.
He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.
He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.
He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.
He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"
Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"
Garitt: "W-...what?"
Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"
Garitt: "W-...what?"
Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
Ashens by nickreaper December 17, 2011
Aspen
Most amezing friend you could ever have , they are always supportive and they give the best advice. They are sometimes horny and they are amezing at flirting , they are so special and most people don't even realise it if your friend is called Aspen give them a hug they'll need it
Aspen is my best friend
Aspen
Aspen is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. They are beautiful in almost every single way. They are the most innocent, kind and caring partner you'll ever have and, even though they are WAY out of your league, they still care about and make time for you. They have the cutest speckling of freckles around their face and blue eyes that make your heart melt. They never understand any of your innuendos so you always have to explain it to them and the way they flush red when they finally do get it makes your heart jump. Every time you see them, they make your heart flutter and your cheeks flush and they just brighten your day. Their laugh is like the tinkling of bells and you want to hear it all the time, you tend to wander what other sounds they can make ;)
There's only one true Aspen that no other can match up to but if you do find yourself one, hold them and never let them go (unless, yk, they want to leave)
There's only one true Aspen that no other can match up to but if you do find yourself one, hold them and never let them go (unless, yk, they want to leave)
Aspen is the love of my life, and even though I'm scared to tell them out loud, and they do not have to reciprocate, I love them. I love them more than the ocean loves the moon. I love them more than Achilles loved Patroclus or Catra loved Adora. I love you Aspen, I always will.
Aspen by edgydeityy November 23, 2021
apensi
std contracted from spaghetti.
caused by an intense sexual fetish and desire to have sexual intercourse with spaghetti and meatballs.
caused by an intense sexual fetish and desire to have sexual intercourse with spaghetti and meatballs.
apensi by swagmasterblaster69 August 24, 2014