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Asiosexual 

being sexually or romantically attracted precisely to Asians while not feeling forms of attraction towards other ethnicities.
"isn't that guy hot?"

"I don't think so, I'm asiosexual."
Asiosexual by clover99 April 7, 2015

Allosaurus 

Allosaurus (æləˈsɔ rəs) is a genus of carnivorous theropod dinosaur that lived 155 to 150 million years ago during the late Jurassic period (Kimmeridgian to early Tithonian). The name "Allosaurus" means "different lizard" alluding to its unique concave vertebrae (at the time of its discovery). It is derived from the Greek ἄλλος/allos ("different, other") and σαῦρος/sauros ("lizard / generic reptile"). The first fossil remains that could definitively be ascribed to this genus were described in 1877 by paleontologist Othniel Charles Marsh. As one of the first well-known theropod dinosaurs, it has long attracted attention outside of paleontological circles. Indeed, it has been a top feature in several films and documentaries about prehistoric life.
As the most abundant large predatory dinosaur in the Morrison Formation, Allosaurus was at the top of the food chain, probably preying on contemporaneous large herbivorous dinosaurs, and perhaps even other predators. Potential prey included ornithopods, stegosaurids, and sauropods. Some paleontologists interpret Allosaurus as having had cooperative social behavior, and hunting in packs, while others believe individuals may have been aggressive toward each other, and that congregations of this genus are the result of lone individuals feeding on the same carcasses. Due to having a much weaker bite force and a much wider gape than most other large carnivorous dinosaurs, it may have attacked large prey by ambush, using its upper jaw like a hatchet.
Allosaurus by WhoDatFreshBoi December 8, 2018
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International Birdman Assosiation

An addictive game!

Rules of the International Birdman Assosiation:

1) If a player looks at another player who is in birdman position, that player must lie down on the ground, flat on his or her back, regardless of the location, situation, or any inconveniences.

2) If a player throws the block sign in the air before looking at another player who is in birdman position, he or she has successfully blocked the birdman attempt, and does not have to lie down on the ground.

3) If Player A watches Player B get into birdman position with the intentions of birdmanning Player A, Player A does not have to lie down on the ground.

4) Any player who refuses to go to the ground after a successful birdman will be suspended from play indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.

5) Any player who abuses the block or wrongfully claims a block will be suspended indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.

6) Any birdman appearing online, on paper, in video, through text message/IM, or drawing is valid. Failure to accept such methods of birdman will not be tolerated.

7) When two people birdman each other simultaneously, both will cancel out and nobody goes down. We call this the "Forget and Move On" policy.

8) When 2 people birdman 1 person who is already in birdman position, the 1 person must go down once (same goes for 3 v 2, 4 v 3, etc. attacks).

9) When a driver is birdmanned, he must get down at the first possible stop.

10) When a person looks at himself in birdman position in the mirror or at his own birdman drawing, he must get down. This is referred to as "suicide."

11) Peripharals (periphs) are legal if used honestly to detect an attack. Abuse of periphs will result in banishment from the game.

12) The right to birdman shall not be denied on the basis of race, skin color, gender, or age.

13) Abuse of the game in inconvenient situations is prohibited.
The International Birdman Assosiation had a meeting today, and by the end, everyone kept the block symbol up, cause everyone had to go to the groud atleast twice!

Allosexual

Allosexual is a term used most commonly in the asexual community to refer to someone who is not asexual.
Someone who is allosexual is someone who experiences sexual attraction.

Commonly shortened to allo.
Jack: I think I'm sexually attracted to Jane
Jill: you must be an allosexual then.
Allosexual by LittleMissAce July 28, 2014

Aploski Wet Willy 

A Russian sexual act by nature (fetish) the 'Aploski Wet Willy' is when a male masturbates into a sexual partners ear to the point of ejaculation into ones ear canal.
Person 1: Hey man! Gave your girlfriend the Aploski Wet Willy yesterday!
Person 2: Knew I could count on you!
Aploski Wet Willy by NotGemstar November 21, 2018