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Eighth-assing it 

It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.
Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)

Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.
Eighth-assing it by Eighthass January 1, 2023

Assing it up

The act of going over to someone's house and dropping some serious deuces. Can also be when you go to someone's house and rip a couple.
Damn, Mark is having a party. I'm gonna go to his house and ass it up in that motherfucker.
Assing it up by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

Asking For It 

The final frontier of denial, "asking for it" is a mentality people use to justify the world being less horrible than it is. Most commonly it is used to pretend that a rape victim 'subliminally' or 'subtly' gave consent, but it can also be used in context to say someone who leaves a quarter on the ground is just as guilty as the thief who steals it of the crime, having 'tempted' the criminal or perpetrator. In extremist cases, such as a few sects of Muslim religion, some women are forced to cover their hair to prevent 'tempting' men.

Pertaining to sex, it is statistically estimated that about 1/3 men buy in Britain conform to the "asking for it" mentality.
"Did you hear about Katie? I feel really sorry for her."
"Nah, man, she was asking for it."
Asking For It by Kwing January 19, 2010

asking for it 

whats wrong with wanting attention if its from a person you like?
plants thrive on sunlight, earth and water
and they don't need to ask for it
"knowing you exist calms me, soothes me, gives me hope. being near you makes me happy, satisfies me, challenges me. No, im not asking for it.."
asking for it by Krkič December 28, 2019

asking for it 

The original name of the group A Fire Inside, back when they first started. The name was changed around the time of the 'A Fire Inside EP'.
"Asking For It is not the same thing as A Fire Inside."

"Nope. Asking For It came first."
asking for it by A Loyal DF-er September 2, 2006

Asking For It 

When bitch gets all mouthy and then wonders why you smack her one.
"Why'd you smack Sally in the kisser, Johnny?"
"What? The broad was asking for it!"