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sick as a dog 

People often associate a sick dog with eating grass and vomiting globs of whatever.
I drank too much last night and spent an hour with my head over the toilet bowl, sick as a dog!
sick as a dog by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

Sober as a dog 

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

Happy as a dog with two dicks 

A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.
Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969

sweet as a dog 

do you fancy a beer mate ? yeah that would be sweet as a dog
sweet as a dog by SteveShizzle March 11, 2009

shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .
i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"
shanked as a dog by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021

crook as a dog 

That fucken Damo cunt chucked a sickie again aye.

Yeah true but I saw him yesterday arvo the cunts crook as a dog looked like death warmed up
crook as a dog by Dazza mate March 7, 2017