arsegoblins

The sweaty and moist deposits that generate in the vicinity near your ass and taint that create a gamey feeling.

Man, Mark's arsegoblins were so ripe he had to stop in Wendy's parking lot and give himelf a courtesy wipe with some napkins.

by Himbe88 May 17, 2004

Arsegoblins

Unpleasant mixture of itching and sweat when the improperly wiped arse is left to ripen in a high temperature, probably on a car or office seat.

"No, I've got to stop at the Little Chef. I've got arsegoblins"

by fishbear April 4, 2003