arsechunder 

shit that blows out of your arse like projectile vomit

After a visit to the curry house I arsechundered a hole in the toilet.

arsechunder by sididis December 31, 2008

Arsechuffer 

someone that chuffs on an arse.

chuff n.
A rude, insensitive person; a boor.

chuff v.
to move while making a puffing sound, as a steam engine.

arse n.
an informal English term referring to the buttocks.

jesus daven, you are such a arsechuffer!

Arsechuffer by Naughty James August 22, 2008