arse warm 

The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.

"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."

arse warm by No Name Johnny December 28, 2005

Warm arse on the lap 

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

Warm arse on the lap by Golden V January 4, 2025