areola listener

term that describes a male or female individual that enjoys using a large breasted woman's chest as a pillow, and this may or may not include motor-boating the f*ck out of those titties

She may not be a lesbian on the level of Ellen, but she's still an areola listener.

by lovedemtitties February 17, 2014

areola-ne

Nasty acne around the areola of a girls nipple.

Fuck I would of sucked on tthat girls tits but she had bad areola-ne

by asthmaticalf November 3, 2010

Areola Assault

The proper phrasing for a titty twister

Mike: Man, I can't believe your ex attacked you.

Greg: Yeah, in self defense I had to give her an areola assault.

by Jakeherby August 7, 2017

areola kabob

A nipple that protrudes far from the base. So far that you may be able to put assorted meats, veggies, fruits, etc. on it before grilling it.

When her tit popped out of her dress, her areola kabob held it open long enough for all to see.

by CIV May 31, 2006

Areola Borealis

An awe-inspiring spectacle of the nipple. Widely pursued but infrequently witnessed.

"Did you see those girls last night?"
"Oh man! That was a total areola borealis!"

by Andrew Erickson April 8, 2006

Areola Boobitch

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

by JulieU July 12, 2004

Buttery Areola

A drink containing Monster Rehab (Tea + Lemonade) along with Jameson Irish Whiskey that is suppose to be taken prior to drinking a Buttery Nipple. More hardcore users will surround a Buttery Nipple with 5 Buttery Areolas thereby forming a protective areola.

''I'll have 2 buttery areolas and 1 buttery nipple please''

by JayJaySoCal March 6, 2012