Areola Boobitch Share definition Flag A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test. Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name. Girl: Areola Boobitch. Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty! Areola Boobitch by JulieU July 12, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Areola Boobitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch