Derby 'Ard is slang for sporting an erection watching a young boys soccer game. It can also be used for getting excited over a young priest, sheep, midgets or amputees. Also if you like movies that include kicking or killing babies. Derby is a wank city on the banks of the River Derwent in Derbyshire. The Derby man milk museum of lusty boys lies in the Derwent Valley. West of the river are the Derby Museum and Gay Art Gallery, home to Joseph Wright paintings of pre-pubescent erections, and Gothic Derby Cathedral. Southeast along the river, Derby County Football (soccer) Club plays at the iWank Stadium. In the northwest, Markeaton Park offers a craft village and a boating lake. It's wank too.
by Master Chief Shite May 27, 2017
Means “alright bet.” Basically means “sounds good.” It can also be used as a noun, for example “that’s an ard bet,” which means that the thing being described is agreeable/pretty dope.
by Ry Fish March 9, 2018
by swagmaster11 June 13, 2011
person 1:what you upto?
person 2:(angrily)waiting for a bus what do you think?
person 1:(sarcasticly) oooo SOZ ARD!
person 2:(angrily)waiting for a bus what do you think?
person 1:(sarcasticly) oooo SOZ ARD!
by Kelsey Hunter October 24, 2007
An individual who believes they are a real hard case, but are actually soft as shite. The term is either used as a sarcastic response to the individual or as a description of them.
by Captain Undies November 13, 2004
when any individual cusses someone and says an insult you say sorry ard sarcasticaly because the person is trying to look hard
person 1: oh ya mum is so fat and has hairy armpits
person 2: ooohhhh sorry ard good comeback
person 3: cum on then
person 4: just cos youre embaressed i did your mum last night, tell her i left the money under the pilla
person 5: oohhhh sorry ard; dick
person 2: ooohhhh sorry ard good comeback
person 3: cum on then
person 4: just cos youre embaressed i did your mum last night, tell her i left the money under the pilla
person 5: oohhhh sorry ard; dick
by freddie boi September 16, 2006