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The range of products produced by Apple as a result in the acquisition of Nikon.
If Apple acquires Canon all the new range of SLRs will be white, glossy, with a single dial control, HD LCD, heaphones, and called iShoot.

On the other hand if Apple acquires Nikon it will simply be called iWank.
iWank by Sir Knight of 5D Mk II March 11, 2009
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when ones ipod/iphone is filled with porn, to an extent that over 6/8 of the memory is being used for porn
ong thats not an ipod, thats an iwank!!!
iWank by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010
An apple ipod/iphone application allowing one to mimic the wanking movement in order to score points.
The longer one keeps up the wanking motion, the higher the score.

Bonus points can be scored from extra techniques such as stroking and shaking the device more rapidly or slowly.
"Dude I just scored 15678 on iWank! Beat that mate!"
"Haha I totally owned you there mate, I scored 45672! It said I had a good variety of thrust action."
iWank by cathdu January 2, 2010
The new vibrator from Apple, which can be used on men,women or haemafrodites. See also iPoo
guy1:Chris bought a mac and an ipod yesterday...
girl1: ew, he probably needs an iWank too...
iWank by Kinky Pinky September 13, 2005

Ivanka Head Syndrome 

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.
Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.
cute, very sweet kind of girl yet love to laugh so hard and cherish everyone's day
she is iwani
iwani by pseudonymenumz December 27, 2016