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Appletard 

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.
That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.

appletart game 

A game invented in October 2009 at First Flight High School where participants use the word appletart or some of its variants. Originally it was focused on who could say it the loudest but has evolved over time. The ways to play include:
1. Who can say appletart the loudest?
2. Who can say appletart the most in a game?
3. Who will say appletart last?
4. Who will day appletart in the funniest or most awkward situations?
5. What word will be matched when someone says appletart? Will it be appletart, applepie, poptart, or something else?
1. kid 1: Appletart.
kid 2: Appletart!
kid 1: APPLETART!
Kid 1:APPLETART!!!
kid 3: AAAPPLETAAARRT!!!!!
kid 4: There goes another appletart game.

2. I love playing the appletart game. Appletart!
appletart game by appletartkid December 26, 2011

Appletard 

An individual whoe entire life is devoted to - indeed defined by - the existence of Apple products
ZOMG, crApple just released a new iPhone/iPad/iPod/iCar/iShoe/iChair that is slightly different to the model I already own - let's all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!

Shut the fuck up, you Appletard
Appletard by Zebulebu June 5, 2011

AppleBuddy 

(noun) 1. one person out of a group of people who work at applebees resturant.
2. The common name for multiple groups of small cliques formed within an Applebees resturant. Applies to current & former Applebee employees. Not all workers are neccessarily 'applebuddies'... it can refer to just the 'cool' posses formed within its roster.
3. a nation-wide gang of applebee employees connected thru a huge network of the applebee franchise. This concept of the applebuddies is they are all ONE gang only holding down different resturants, yet still follow the same or similiar guidelines & protect eachother from harm. (& causing trouble with Chilles employees)
4. An intramural co-ed flag football team for oklahoma state university, named for applebees employees & consisting of some. (still pending for 1st game)
I want to be an applebuddy but i am mentally challengedso they wont hire me. ----- David Buckland is a very famous applebuddy
AppleBuddy by Mrs. Sexy October 25, 2006
The trap one falls into after purchasing and becoming proficient at using a single Apple product thus leading to endless, and completely unnecessary, purchasing of additional Apple technology for no apparent reason.
“Oh dayyyyyyum! You got the new iphone, ipad AAAAND a macbook pro?! Homie, you fell into the Appletrap head first!”
Appletrap by OhiaGirls March 5, 2021

Appletude 

The attitude that all Apple staff/ employees seem to have. Its that very American can’t do enough for you way. They are cool understanding and very polite, but also a tad annoying
That guy in the apple store has serious appletude
Appletude by Mb London October 20, 2011