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Applesaurus 

Applesaurus (app-ul-sore-us) is a dinosaur entirely made of apples. Instead of bones like your common known t-rex, the applesaurus has "bones" of apple cores. They went extinct very quickly because they were eaten by other dinosaurs very quickly.
Believed to be an ankylosaurus and an apple combine.
There were no remains left of the applesaurus when the t-rex gobbled him up
Applesaurus by neonTURturkeyKEY October 26, 2012
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apesaurus 

"Breacher got a 0 on his math test. Hes such an apesaurus."
apesaurus by Apepanzee March 1, 2022
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sexual alesaurus 

sexual alesaurus

Someone that is of extreme greatness. The most amazing guy you'll ever meet.

Sweet, kind, sexy, a gentleman, polite, everyone loves him, smart, always thinks ahead of time and plans everything out.

Always knows a way to a girls heart. One should never pass up an opportunity to be with him. An unbelievable friend who knows how to treat a girl and knows how to love. He's the best friend you could ask for, and loves you for you.

He is the love of a girl's life, named Bekah. Bekah loves him more than anything.

I love you Alex.
That's a Sexual Alesaurus!
sexual alesaurus by beekuhbradleh December 30, 2010

Appasaurus 

An older person addicted to using bunches of apps on his or her smart phone. Especially someone overly eager to share TMI about what apps they use.
An important distinction is the person doesn't just have the apps loaded on their phone, but uses them.
Dude: My grandpa tracks his diet, blood pressure, weight, exercise regimen, stock prices, medication schedule, all the family pictures, and tracks everyone's birthday with his smart phone, but doesn't have a single game on the darn thing.

Dudette: He sounds like a real appasaurus.
Dude: Yeah, but I can't complain too much. He just deposited $50 to my checking account, for my birthday, from his phone. Before he got the phone he never remembered my birthday.
Appasaurus by Captain Smokeblower November 16, 2012
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026