applegism

When users of the cult of (apple) were finally able to stream Steve Jobs unveiling the new iphone

"Oh my God! I'm having an applegism!"

applegism by sunberry January 29, 2007

Applegummy 

n.
1. A delicious heart-shaped chewy gummy flavored with real apple juice. Made by Kasugai Seika co. in Japan.

2. An random exclamation, perfect because it is just so random.

1. I heard Wegmans sells those applegummies.

2. Applegummy!!!!!

Applegummy by Zaraen December 13, 2005

applegin

an applegin means half a virgin

"omg did you hear about karen?! we just found out she's an applegin!"

applegin by zully December 9, 2008

Applegasm 

The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.

Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.

Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.

Dude, you got the new Apple! you look like you just had an Applegasm.

Applegasm by Applegasmer September 13, 2012

appleistic 

the use of synergistic words which make one sound like a Steve Job's clone.

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Bob's eyes rolled back into his head as Mark droned on in his appleistic language which only true Apple believers could understand

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appleistic by tafcruss January 2, 2013

Applesmash 

The act of destroying or breaking someone's phone because they recorded or took a picture of you without your permission.

I applesmash anybody that takes my picture or records me on snapchat because I hate being on camera.

My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.

Applesmash by dickmoby97 September 30, 2019

Appleism 

The religion which honors and worships Apple and their products.

I just LOVE my new iPad - I think I'm converting to Appleism!

Hi, I'm a Mac and my religion is Appleism.

Appleism by Chris4 June 10, 2010