appleistic 

the use of synergistic words which make one sound like a Steve Job's clone.

applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate

Bob's eyes rolled back into his head as Mark droned on in his appleistic language which only true Apple believers could understand

applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate

appleistic by tafcruss January 2, 2013

applastic

The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.

Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.

Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.

Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.

iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>

Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!

applastic by Corneliusthecunning May 19, 2009

appleslicesb 

the prettiest, loveliest, and most beautiful person in the whole universe 😩😩<333

"have you heard of appleslicesb aka Isabella? 😱😱"

"yeah! they're the loveliest person to exist I hear!😱😱😱"

appleslicesb by robin <3 August 31, 2021

Appletastic 

a cute person who has rosy red apple cheeks, falls often, and is quite silly

Did you see what Ann did? She is so appletastic...

Appletastic by teeeeheeee;) November 16, 2010

Appleptic 

Portmanteau of "Apple" and "Epileptic." Adj. Describing someone who is absolutely obsessed with Apple products.

Guy 1: "Dude, iPhone OS 4 looks awesome! It has multitasking and app folders!"
Guy 2: "Stop being such an Appleptic man, Android and Palm have had that for ages."

Appleptic by lovablecreeper April 9, 2010

Appleist 

Being rascist to apples

Dude you can't judge an apple by its red or greeness, that's appleist bro

Appleist by SomeTrashYT May 5, 2022

Applestick 

The act of recieving a blowjob while having applesauce on your dick.

Hey, would you like an applestick.

Applestick by Moustache cashstash January 2, 2020