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37.
"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991
apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.
by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003
 
43.
The "alter ego" of any PC (Personal Computer).
In fact, PC was extracted from aPple Computer.
by Simon Le Bon July 05, 2003
 
44.
A computer that geeks buy to seperate themselves further from society
d00d I just bought this l33t Apple yesterday! It's fuckin' 0V3RC10CK4D
by Anonymous July 04, 2003
 
45.
piece of shit computer, can only run w. other apple software and one of the many companies that complains that mircosoft is a monoply which they are but produce good computer accessories...not apple shit.
by SFdickie49 July 03, 2003
 
46.
who cares if it has only one mouse button, if you want another, for fuck's sake, just BUY another one, you dumb shit
by Anonymous July 03, 2003
 
47.
Hackproof Unix, BSD, GNU driven machine for use by world domination types who security and planning function are top priority.
Sh!t the NSA just cracked my puter; now Ill never conquer the world. Wish i had bought Mac. Damn it all to Hell!

(To minion:) Go find bill gates and bring me his head on a steak.
by D3V1L 1N 4 R3D DR355 September 24, 2003
 
48.
The premier computer platform used by top multimedia professionals. Hacks and mindless drones in cubicles use PCs.
Damn... I wish I had some talent, then I would have an excuse to buy an Apple Computer.
by Mac Daddy August 28, 2003
 
49.
A computer that is made by Apple INC.
I bought a 17" Powerbook, its fuckin sweet. also: !x86 = good. The intel arch has had ugly hack after hack applied to it. WHich is why ELF is so difficult on x86. macppc is a nice clean arch.
by Nicholas July 06, 2003