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50.
A computer that never crashes, and is now UNIX-based. They look good, are easy to use, and are fun. You can be more productive with an Apple Computer. Apple Computers last much longer than PCs.
My Apple Computer is six years old, cost me $1000 new, but is faster than my one-month old Windows PC. It even runs OS X and burns DVDs!
by Carl Smith July 28, 2005
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51.
Very nice PC's Free of all microsoft spyware :)
l4mer: Hey i just got windows IBSO (Im being spied on) its great!!
Apple user: Dumb l4mer
by DMK July 03, 2003
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Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.
Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
by lex November 25, 2004
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53.
1) An instrument of pure enjoyment, see pleasure, sex
2) The most advanced computer out there. Unix based (therefore fast), rock solid and outrageously attractive
3) An infinite source of envy for the poor "IBM compatible" users who see in it some sort of devil.
Most of them continue to deny Apple powa and instead of admitting their mistake, continue to drop stupid jokes by conformism and fear.
Some of them even make superiority complexes because of the 1-button mouse that equips all Apple joy machines.
My dear, please stop these cries of love when you are working on your apple computer.
by cork July 07, 2003
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54.
The original designers of Windows. They were using thier own GUI when developing and Bill Gates bought it from them on the cheap and proceeded to market it as his own making a fortune. So a good definition would be Unlucky and shortsighted
by Ferg June 30, 2003
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55.
An innovative company who has had many people copy it's available-in-five-colours idea, also first personal computer to feature a graphical user interface.

Many seem to hate Apple without reason claiming "It has no games" or "It's ghey lewlz". Fact is, top selling games have apple ports, including the Sims, and such.
I use an Apple Computer because it doesnt crash
by my bunghole July 03, 2003
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56.
A masterpiece in engineering. Whle people make fun of it, they really have no reason to. Maybe because they can't afford them. Or maybe they enjoy using thier primitive 32 bit computers while the G5 is a 64 bit. In other words, we mac users have a desktop 3 times more powerful that an Intel Xeon server. Stupid PC people.
Just go to www.apple.com/switch
by drachenhwoarang July 03, 2003
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