A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).
In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.
by Brubaker July 7, 2003
The premier computer platform used by top multimedia professionals. Hacks and mindless drones in cubicles use PCs.
by Mac Daddy August 28, 2003
"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."
--- New York Times, November 26, 1991
--- New York Times, November 26, 1991
by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003
A popular computer, up there with Microsoft and PC. Fun to kick down the stairs because of their crappiness (read: freezes up every 0.0000000005 seconds)
by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003
Has-been computer company with a cult-like following. Great graphics, not compatible with anything (see proprietary). Would have been a good computing system for beginners had Microsloth not stolen some of its ideas. Overpriced, doomed to go the way of the Atari and Commodore. Makes a great boat anchor.
Steve was really pissed off when he found out Bill took his idea for Windows and started developing software for IBM instead of Apple computers.
by ezmoneyman July 1, 2003
by me July 1, 2003
A computer that is neither functional or interesting looking. Used to do guassian blurs and such with amazing speed. Horrible at games.
by apple computers are for gays July 22, 2003