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37.
"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991
apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.
by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003
 
22.
part of the fruits computer series
i much prefer the orange computer than the apple computer
by [boo-boo] July 01, 2003
 
23.
A piece of junk, often used as a doorstop or paper weight. Also see shit or crap.
I'll trade you this paperclip for that apple computer.
by Wiseguy June 29, 2003
 
24.
A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).
In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.
by Brubaker July 07, 2003
 
25.
An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.
ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)
by Anonymous July 04, 2003
 
26.
Piece of crap
"Wow my apple computer is quite comparable to a piece of crap"
by yerp July 03, 2003
 
28.
crap; slow as fuck
My apple computer is still downloading a page from yesterday.
by Alexa July 02, 2003