A piece of junk, often used as a doorstop or paper weight. Also see wordshit/word or wordcrap/word.
I'll trade you this paperclip for that apple computer.
by Wiseguy June 30, 2003
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An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.
ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)
by Anonymous July 4, 2003
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"Apple Computer may have screwed up a few times over the years, but at least they knew the century was going to end."
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by some1else July 5, 2003
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A computer that requires the use of special software to run any application. Is good for editing movies ;). It sucks overall
this apple computer is a piece of crap
by w1ck3d July 3, 2003
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Proof from the mechanical world that good looks does not equal ability to do even the simplest tasks.
My PC may not look like that Mac, but at least I can watch my crap in peace.
by PetesWayUK July 3, 2003
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