New Year is a time where over weight fat asses pay for 3 months of gym memberships and go maybe 3 times in the first month, if they get their fat ass off of the couch and turn off Judge Judy or Maury. The time every year where my parents stop smoking for about 3-5 days then start again because of the stress me and my brother put them through, or something like that. Time where we all go out and get drunk and watch a stupid fucking ball be lowered off a building. New year is a great time, we start it off drunk, lie to our selves, and then go back to our normal denial state of mind 2 weeks later...
Fat ass Aunt: Yea I'm going to lose 50 pounds this year, already paid 6 months to the slim slow program
Crack head uncle: Yep, I am done with crack for good, have to see my kids grow up
Crack head's son: Dad, I am 24, and you are trippin' rite now
What fat ass lazy people use their whole life. Mainly used by fat ass white bitches with 9 kids, blacks, and drug addicts. It goes in that order too. A commonly unknown fact is that it is mostly black people, but in-fact it's us, the white people because some of us are so fucking lazy. Our country would be so better off without welfare, and then I wouldn’t have to look at your scumbag trailer parks whenever I drive around, or smell your stinky asses in the grocery store. In countries that do not have governmental assistance programs, the poverty rates are almost non-existent, because people know they have to go out an get a job not sit on their fat ass and collect welfare.
Fat Bitch: I can’t wait for my welfare check next month; I will have my 7th kid, and more kids equal more welfare
Drug Addict Husband: Yea, why don’t you bend over baby and we'll have another, maybe we an afford a car then
Fat Bitch: Well maybe we should go to the hospital first and make sure I have a baby and I’m not just getting fat from sucking cocks and watching Dr. Phil and Jerry Springer all day
The program that is taking over today's youth and the reason we have such a problem with obesity in this country. Instead of going out and riding bike or playing back yard football young kids spend hours on end talking on AIM to their friends or getting sexually abused in chat-rooms while they eat junk food and become fat. High school age kids sit on this all night to gossip and spread even more rumors around their school, and college kids now sit on this all day/night or have AIM on their cell phone, instead of partying or going to class because they think it makes them hood rich. This one program has handicapped our society as a whole, even some parents go on this to find out information on their children and it’s a godsend for child molesters now a days. With every newer version of AIM, the interface is even worse and the program becomes even faultier.
Kid 1: Yo, I met a hot MILF on AIM last night dude!
Kid 2: Yea...I bet she is a fat piece of shit and lives in a trailer
Kid 1: No I saw a pic of her, in a swimsuit
Kid 2: Wow, I feel bad for you, you really need to get a life and find something else to do besides sit in chat-rooms on AIM
One of Cadillac's well built and prestigious vehicles. Deville’s feature the NorthStar V8 which are acclaimed one of the best engines in the world. Deville’s are highly decorated with chrome and Cadillac decals to show off their prestige. Beyond the luxury and amazing features, is the comfortable ride you experience while driving the Deville and the sense of power when you drive by everyone else.
Kid 1: Dammmnnnnn check out that Deville
Kid 2: That shit is pimp, wish I had one of them...
Kid 3: Wish I had the engine, I tried racing one with my civic and I got shit on
Kid 1: Ya can't fuck with a Deville man
piece of shit computer, can only run w. other apple software and one of the many companies that complains that mircosoft is a monoply which they are but produce good computer accessories...not apple shit.
The car that will beat a corvette, if it is between at 67-81, (first or second generation), todays vette's are the old camaro's. A car that will beat your peice of shit mustang or you pussy ass 4 cyclinder rice burner. The camaro is known for is sheer style and ellegance. Any real man would take a camaro over pretty much any car on the earth, espically a first generation '67-'69, the best years of the camaro were its firet and last. It is a shame to the automobile business that the camaro no longer exists. Its because of the fuckin gas conscience japs that the muscle car's like the camaro no longer exist.
Mustang Owner: Wanna race for slips bitch?
Camaro Owner: Hahaha, sure, when I win I could use your mustang for a daily driver, but it’s not safe since fords are so unreliable...