boat anchor

a heavy and useless object, especially a usless computer

If you buy that one, all you will get is a boat anchor.

by Light Joker February 28, 2005

boat anchor

One who exhibits or demonstrates a complete absence of intelligence or usefulness, and who would probably be best utilized by being dropped to the bottom of some body of water to hold a boat in place.

That guy that works in Marketing is a complete boat anchor.

by Joseph Mamma September 26, 2003

boat anchor

1. Any large electronic device that has become outdated, and thus is much larger and heavier than modern versions. A small (usually handheld) such device is called a brick.

2. In ham radio, a piece of radio equipment meeting the criteria in definition 1.

1. That stereo is a total boat anchor!

2. I went to a hamfest last weekend and bought a boat anchor from the 1970's.

by Artation October 5, 2007

boat anchor

Engine in a Commodore; Especialy a VB and VC including the V8; lump of shit!

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

boat anchor

a horrendously fat or slow person. can be used as a joke.

holy crap dude, what a BOAT anchor!

when a skinny girl you know walks by:
(loudly) hey man, make some room for this BOAT ANCHOR!

by yokken October 22, 2007

Boat Anchor

A large, heavy piece of obsolete technology, usually a computer system or computer server, that has served its useful life and cannot be re-used in any cost-effective way. In other words, junk.

My company just upgraded their data center. You interested in any of these old IBM boat anchors?

by Securix October 25, 2013

Boat Anchor

A guy who will go down on any girl.

Mike: My friends call me the boat anchor because I will go down on anyone.

Stripper: That is disgusting!

My friend is a boat anchor, he will go down on anyone.

by Darron Avid March 13, 2014