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Appalachian State University

A rapidly growing university located in Boone, North Carolina.

Harvesting a 3-time national championship football team who defeated Michigan University in their 2007 season opener, the Mountaineers of Appalachian State are nothing short of a dynasty.
"Appalachian State University dominates in football."

"Appalachian State University students and faculty dominate in life."

"Appalachian State University dominates."
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Appalachian State 

1: A university with a great football team in Division I FCS. It often plays Division 1 FBS teams as a home opener as a "winnable" game for bigger schools.
2: A person you sleep with to break a long off-season. Not a win you openly brag about, but a win nonetheless.
1: Yes, Appalachian state won the National Championship, but they still aren't good enough to play in the SEC.

2: It's been three months since I had sex. I just need a Appalachian State to get a win in the books.
Appalachian State by Stafferty October 3, 2011

appalachian steamer 

A shot of Jack Daniels dropped into a Budweiser.... A redneck Boilermaker
He gave me an Appalachian steamer last night, and I loved it!
appalachian steamer by Rs696969 March 11, 2014

The Appalachian standard 

Ap·pa·la·chian (noun)
\ˌa-pə-ˈlā-ch(ē-)ən, -ˈla-, -sh(ē-)ən\
a native or resident of the Appalachian mountain area

The Appalachian Standard is a sexual position in which a male homosapien has a female in the standard missionary position while having her large breast in the headlock.
As he thrusted his purple headed warrior into her quirvering mound of love pudding; he carefully positioned himself to conquer her large breast in the The Appalachian standard sexual position.

Pull An Appalatian State 

Refering Michigan's loss to unranked Appalatian State September 8th 2007. Meaning coming up from behind, winning as the underdog. football
Did you see the Whetstone high school pull an Appalatian State on undefeated Centennial when they beat them after losing 42-0 at half-time?

Hiking the Appalachians 

To "hike the Appalachians" is to cheat on your significant other.
Politicians love stealing our money and hiking the Appalachians.

Walkin The Appalachians 

Verb. Meaning to be off doing something you should not be doing or would not want plastered all over CNN ruining your political career, ending you marriage and making you a spotlight figure on the Colbert Report. As in Governor Sanford's walk in the woods.
Where was Steve - he was supposed to be in our morning meeting? Dude, I believe he was "Walkin The Appalachians"