2 definitions by Stafferty
1: A university with a great football team in Division I FCS. It often plays Division 1 FBS teams as a home opener as a "winnable" game for bigger schools.
2: A person you sleep with to break a long off-season. Not a win you openly brag about, but a win nonetheless.
2: A person you sleep with to break a long off-season. Not a win you openly brag about, but a win nonetheless.
1: Yes, Appalachian state won the National Championship, but they still aren't good enough to play in the SEC.
2: It's been three months since I had sex. I just need a Appalachian State to get a win in the books.
2: It's been three months since I had sex. I just need a Appalachian State to get a win in the books.
by Stafferty October 3, 2011
A combination of "askew" and "boobies". Used to describe breasts thay do not face the same direction. Can happen after a bad breast augmentation.
After plastic surgery, one of Karen's nipples pointed north while the other pointed south east. She has some serious askewbies.
by Stafferty March 24, 2016