apocarolypse

Those dreaded 25 or 30 days before Christmas when all you hear when you turn on the radio is sellout whiny pop singers remaking Christmas carols over and over and over.

John: You gotta help me, man. I don't know what to do!
George: Calm down, bro... what's wrong? You look pale.
John: My bus driver always puts on the radio and for the past 2 weeks I haven't heard anything but "Joyful Toys for Joyful Boys" by Alicia Keys.
George: Oh lord... has the apocarolypse already begun?

apocarolypse by Ass Kicka November 24, 2011

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

three horsemen of the apocalypse by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

lesbian apocalypse 

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities

lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!

lesbian apocalypse by mmenewt June 2, 2022

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.

John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"

Colonic Apocalypse by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

Porn Apocalypse 

A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.

Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.

Fear the porn apocalypse.

Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.

It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse

Porn Apocalypse by Fore-Site August 22, 2011

cannibal apocalypse 

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.

person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!

cannibal apocalypse by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012

Lemur Apocalypse 

The end of humanity for ever and the beginning of a new society, a “lemuristic” society.

The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?

Little kid: How do you think the world will end?
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!

Lemur Apocalypse by Mormon Nathan February 27, 2020