Lea Antrobus is the most perfect stunning goddess in the whole universe. Everyone loves a Lea. She gives you the best hugs and cuddles. She is the most amazing friend you could ask for. She has an extremely short attention span, but we love her. She gives you the best tea and can mostly trust her with any secret... MOSTly. Every retarded and good boy is in love with her. She will always make you happy and is soooooo soooo funny. There are too many words to describe her. She is the best friend anyone could. I could go on forever!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"