Antivirus 

An ISP answer to the virus they sent you last week.

The only 100% effective Antivirus is the 'OFF' button.

Antivirus by Kwazai2012 December 4, 2012

antivirus 

Software designed to detect and eliminate wordvirus/wordes on a computing system.

Maybe as well anti-biotics.

"My antivirus caught a stupid wordmIRC/word worm"

"You shouldn't swallow floppy disks, tss tss. Never wordswallow/word without reading the label!"

antivirus by BelgainDSoul August 11, 2003

antivirus 

A third party program that sucks your blood to protect your PC for your irresponsible behaviour like downloading torrents and shit from dubious places on the internet.

Person 1 - I think I downloaded a virus from ehentai?
Person 2 - Yeah I got an antivirus for that.

antivirus by Vizzaral the YouTuber March 20, 2017

Antivirus 

Software whose only purpose is to alert you that there is a virus on your computer.

<downloads a game>
Antivirus: THERE IS A VIRUS IN YIUR COMPUTER!!!
<saves a Microsoft Word file>
Antivirus: VIRUS DETECTED ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!

Antivirus by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD May 5, 2021

Antivirus Plus 

A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.

Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!

Antivirus Plus by Skelwor January 25, 2010

AntiVirus Xp 2009 

A bastard virus that disguises itself as antivirus and infects your computer with phony warnings that you are being invaded.

Removal: Malwarebytes full scan in safe mode. Try google

Antivirus XP 2009 : Warning! Your computer is infected, Antivirus XP 2009 will begin raping you through your ear now.

Me: Noooooo *begins getting ear raped*

AntiVirus Xp 2009 by Seamoan March 26, 2009

Antivirus GT 

A malicious software program that tries to butt fuck you by automatically downloading on your system and tries to make you believe that you have multiple infections and and tries to make you fork over your credit card information to have your PC "cleaned" of all these non existant viruses. Usually found on porn sites

YOU: tittys... spanking... foot worship... other freaky shit... wait i didnt want this Antivirus GT... WTF?!?!? 30 VIRUSES!?!?! HOLY SHIT I WATCH TOO MUCH PORN

Antivirus GT by Das Furher August 12, 2010