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1. Norton
A town in SE Massachusetts that no one has ever heard of and if you grew up here you never talk about it. If you live in Norton you can get drunk or high or have sex somewhere.

-The town where you can get a large pizza at Jeffrey's, rent a book from the library(which actually just closed), and then check into a drug rehab clinic all in the same 100 feet.

-The daily routine of any Norton citizen is to wake up, hop in your shitty car, drive through the road work in front of the high school, grab a donut at Honey Dew, hang out at Hess, and go home and get high/drunk/laid.

-Home of the Norton Lancers, the second best team in Division 3 Massachusetts high school football, and girl's softball champs.

-Home to car wars, which suck.

-Running around a country club at night in your underwear occassionally happens.

-The band "The Little Jons" got their start here.

-Home of "Pride Rock", where you can get drunk and punch people.

-Where you can go for a fist pump and get "Stick Shifted", where someone grabs your fist and throws it.

-You can join the "Gay Straight Alliance" if you've got the balls (and want them in some dude's mouth).

-You can stop by the Cigar Man Shop and grab a smoke.

-There is a Fallout shelter in it's elementary school.

-Where, at one point, the word "Belliard" was a code word for drinking alcohol.

-Where the schools have no money for supplies, but Roche Bros. and Walgreen's look great.

-You can either drop out of High...
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2. norton
a very small town that is surrounded by trees,animals and drugs. Norton has the highest drop out rate in mass and is known as "snortin norton". The girls are bitchy and fake. The guys all act like they're tough meanwhile they drive around in their shitty cars.
"Since we have nothing to do in Norton lets go to cumbie's or hess to hang out"
3. Norton
noun~ "the game of legends"
A physical and strategic game derived from rugby involving dropkicking over rugby posts and collecting over the other side before the other team does to earn points!The game is most physical inside the 5 metre lines either side of the posts, the 5 metre line and the dead ball line. In this danger zone players can be tackled, pushed, tripped, jumped on or forced by any means to prevent them from reaching the ball(weapons not aloud)! Outside the two 5 metre lines, players and aloud to obstruct others, leaving only a fott race or lucky bounce or pure bravery to get the ball! Its played by 6 players (three a side) and over 1 set of rugby posts!
"hey, are we going to play NORTON this friday?"
"You took a great catch in Norton"
4. norton
mass moutache found on a girls upper lip.
john: WOW man, did you see the norton on that chick?

troy: yeah man, poor jessie.
5. norton
An obnoxiously huge book used in honors' literature. Short slang name for it's full name: The Norton Anthology of British Literature.
Lucy: Dude, I forgot my Norton at home!
Bob: That book's heavier than a brick, don't even worry about it.
6. norton
extremely bad-ass and cool motorcycle, no longer produced. Built in England, had a great racing heritage in its day. the original "superbike", per Motor Cycle News (UK) magazine 1968 for the then-new 'Commando" model. All current super bikes owe homage to the Norton brand
rube on Sportster- "Norton, who makes that?"

dude on Norton- "Norton, dick, can't you read, oh, I guess not, Harloid!"

rube- "I'll kick your ass!"

dude- "Catch me, jerk-off!" (zooms off, out runs Sportster, Sportster crashes in corner, rube dies, Norton guy goes to funeral and picks up deceased guy's girl, rides off on Norton, fucks her in nearby field)
7. norton
A town in SE Mass that is famous for there world famous, "House of Pizza" run by a loveable towny called "Gringo". It is also the only public place in town that still allows smoking.
When in Norton stop by Norton House of Pizza and ask that bitch Gringo to get you a pizza.
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