Antipeen 

A penis so small, its actually stretching backwards through your ass all the way from here to Mars.
The existence of an antipeen would bring down the avegare penis size to about 4mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.

Guy 1: I wish the average penis size is 4mm.
TheMonkeysPaw: Granted, you now have an Antipeen.
Guy 2: That sucks, dude.

Antipeen by Maxence05_ November 6, 2019

Antiegoseismic 

The belief that earthquakes are driven away from your relative location in the world, even as you change places

Link: I think that Earthquakes in California stopped because we moved to California
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking, isn't it?
Link: Actually, it's Antiegoseismic thinking

Antiegoseismic by StupidButCunning June 12, 2012

antiegosismic 

earthquakes happen where you were, but not where you are

im antiegosismic, wherever i am, earthquakes arent!

antiegosismic by ldawg092498 June 17, 2012

Antiegoseismic 

The ability to repel earthquake activity away from the general area in which you live due to your overly large ego.

Link: "Actually, Rhett, I'm not egoseismic. I'm actually ANTIegoseismic. Check out the safety of LA. My antiegoseismic properties are being put to good use. Heck yeah."

Antiegoseismic by Rapunzzel June 22, 2012

antiegoseismic 

Thinking earthquakes flee wherever you go

Link has antiegoseismic thinking due to coincidental events.

antiegoseismic by Sombra Blanca June 12, 2012

antinegrite 

Jewish people have a way of discouraging behavior that enures to their detriment without having to delve into the murky motivations of the actor-- they term the act "antisemitic," and the actor is therefore "antisemitic." It's time that Blacks have a similar semantic tool. Too often when debating racial politics, we get bogged down into whether the actor is a racist or not. It's time we let the actor, his conscious, and his god figure that out. But if an act has the effect of damaging the interests of Black people, we can deem it antinegritic, and the actor an antinegrite, whether he is racist or a white supremacist. Therefore, an antinegrite is anyone (even a Black person) who acts against the interests of Black people.

Damn, Jaqueel, didn't you know that refusing to study makes you an antinegrite?

antinegrite by Spartacus1960 December 27, 2013

antipescetarian 

a person who will eat meat but will not eat seafood.

Emily: "Do you want to get salmon"
Josh: "No, I'm an antipescetarian"
Emily: "Ok how about we get ribs"
Josh: "Ok"

antipescetarian by PonchoRuffiano July 15, 2015