The ability to repel earthquake activity away from the general area in which you live due to your overly large ego.
Link: "Actually, Rhett, I'm not egoseismic. I'm actually ANTIegoseismic. Check out the safety of LA. My antiegoseismic properties are being put to good use. Heck yeah."
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