When someone abuses the purpose of texting by writing his or her life story every time they text you and confuses texting with a dear diary entry.
"Listen Anne Frank, I just wanted to know whether or not you were coming with us to the movies. A yes or no would have worked just fine."
by REmilio February 10, 2014
The act of masterbation in which any noise louder than that of a pen scratching on paper is deemed unacceptable, in reference to Anne Franks diary. Rhyming slang for the word "wank", and the act differs only in audible subtlety.
He had a cheeky 'Anne Frank' at his grandparents house
by MyraHarold November 03, 2013