Angstipated

1 - The feelings of angst that go with being constipated.

2 - An adjective used to describe people who are extremely uptight who behave as if they have not taken a shit in years.

"She eats so much bread, no wonder she is angstipated all the time"

"God, what an angstipated dickhead!"

Angstipated by Natalie Nix March 26, 2009

gangstipated

A person that talks a lot of trash but doesn't like to fight...

"He don't want to fight.. He's all gangstipated"

gangstipated by Scottglick September 11, 2013

angstipation 

When you are so filled with angst that you can't let it out no matter how hard you strain.

Mary is suffering a severe case of angstipation.

angstipation by Eliosos September 10, 2013

Astipated 

Someone so stupid, they can barely function in life.

Jake was being extremely astipated when he asked Samantha out.

Astipated by CandyGrl January 1, 2015

antestipated 

to be frustrated while anticipating something

"Something did't work the way I had antestipated", says Spacebar

antestipated by The handle is't now blank September 24, 2019

hangstipated 

When you are hungry and angry but also constipated. A complex feeling that is rare, but none the less very irritating as you know you should not eat do to being blocked up but your excessive hunger is making you angry. Which causes those around you to tell you to eat a Snickers, because you are not you when you are hungry.

Bro1: yo bro how you feeling?
Bro2: Nunya bro!
Bro1: bro eat a Snickers!
Bro2: Bro I am hangstipated! That won't help me!

hangstipated by Sebastian XIV April 15, 2020