hangstipated 

When you are hungry and angry but also constipated. A complex feeling that is rare, but none the less very irritating as you know you should not eat do to being blocked up but your excessive hunger is making you angry. Which causes those around you to tell you to eat a Snickers, because you are not you when you are hungry.

Bro1: yo bro how you feeling?
Bro2: Nunya bro!
Bro1: bro eat a Snickers!
Bro2: Bro I am hangstipated! That won't help me!

hangstipated by Sebastian XIV April 15, 2020

gangstipated

A person that talks a lot of trash but doesn't like to fight...

"He don't want to fight.. He's all gangstipated"

gangstipated by Scottglick September 11, 2013

Angstipated

1 - The feelings of angst that go with being constipated.

2 - An adjective used to describe people who are extremely uptight who behave as if they have not taken a shit in years.

"She eats so much bread, no wonder she is angstipated all the time"

"God, what an angstipated dickhead!"

Angstipated by Natalie Nix March 26, 2009

Hairstipated 

Whenever poop gets caught in the hair between your butt cheeks, therefore you cannot poop.

"Dude, my friend Terry had to poop one time, but he was hairstipated."

"My prayers go out to him, poor bastard."

Hairstipated by dumbledo December 3, 2011