ampegraphon 

to blind thy enemy

Victim: Hey! Did you see New Moon last night?
Me: AMPEGRAPHON!!!!!!
Victim: Eff you dude.

ampegraphon by the blinding sleuth June 20, 2010

Apographon 

Apographon is the greek god of Lust and Libido. He is mostly displayed in company of young handsome younglings and sculpturs often feature an enormous Phallus.

Dude, I wish I was Apographon, he is like the coolest god ever.

Apographon by -FatLip- June 7, 2009