Pronounced (at-um-esque)proper noun: It means "Strength of Chaos". Atemesque is the name of the mythical "Black Phoenix", which in mythology is said to be the only thing that could kill a phoenix indefinitly. It is also said that the spirit of Atemesque could possess those in dire situations and give them otherworldly strength.
Dave: Did you hear about the guy who saved that girl inthe earthquake?
Trey: Yeah he held up a falling wall so she could crall out of the rubble right?
Davey: Maybe he was possessed by the Atemesque!
Trey: Your so superstitious, that's just a myth!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"