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When a person or animal act a certain kind of wonderful when not under control of themselves
Last night was crazy good thing I'm just an alpaca
by Barracudabtch June 01, 2014
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Alpacas are the most majestic creatures to ever roam Saturn but are used as a joke here on earth.
Alpaca my bags and I'll be going.
by Cianedmond February 27, 2016
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When one goes down on their male partner, takes their cum in their mouth, leans in for a kiss, and spits it back at their face without warning.
Steve: My girlfriend went down on me last night. She did the Alpaca. I'm still picking dried cum out of my eyelashes.
by Donatella Puckertaint February 21, 2013
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Slang term referring to the packing of a bowl of weedies. This is used when not wanting to be obvious of ones intentions.
Hey brosef, why don't you alpaca it up?
by palungus September 11, 2010
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A wool bearing llama with big teeth.
Alpaca..........Alpaca you'r bag's in a second if you don't shutup!
by Annaliese May 03, 2005
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As everyone knows, the alpaca is a South American quadruped known for spitting. This inspires the name given for insemination by spitting semen into the vagina. This is a requirement for impregnation for men with a micropenis. The technical maneuver involves masturbation of the micropenis into one's hand, ingesting and then spitting into the vagina.
Robert and his wife are expecting a baby girl in September. Obviously, he performed the alpaca successfully, given that he's nearly dickless.
by DrChode May 22, 2009
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the second coolest person in the universe
"look,there is the mighty alpaca."
"where?"
"in the shadow of the danzil"
by danzil November 29, 2003
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