by Barracudabtch June 01, 2014
by Cianedmond February 27, 2016
When one goes down on their male partner, takes their cum in their mouth, leans in for a kiss, and spits it back at their face without warning.
Steve: My girlfriend went down on me last night. She did the Alpaca. I'm still picking dried cum out of my eyelashes.
by Donatella Puckertaint February 21, 2013
Slang term referring to the packing of a bowl of weedies. This is used when not wanting to be obvious of ones intentions.
by palungus September 11, 2010
by Annaliese May 03, 2005
As everyone knows, the alpaca is a South American quadruped known for spitting. This inspires the name given for insemination by spitting semen into the vagina. This is a requirement for impregnation for men with a micropenis. The technical maneuver involves masturbation of the micropenis into one's hand, ingesting and then spitting into the vagina.
Robert and his wife are expecting a baby girl in September. Obviously, he performed the alpaca successfully, given that he's nearly dickless.
by DrChode May 22, 2009
by danzil November 29, 2003