Usually an awkward way of doing things, or a way of being socially awkward in a group.
I'm just an average man, living the alpaca lifestyle.
by Mama Mia Here We Go Again February 23, 2013
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When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.
I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.
by Noedelkes June 16, 2019
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When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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Another term for camel toe or a outline of a vagina
In very tight pants
by BDuke 49 March 12, 2023
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