Holy shit, did you see? Lezbollah and Al Gaydah attacked the boring hetero singles bar! They sent in a guy strapped with a boombox playing pounding house music and had him wear an explosively fabulous glitter and crystal meth vest. It was fierce!
Members of a vocal movement against gay rights. Al-Gayda opposes gay marriage, gay partner benefits, gay adoption, and takes their beliefs a step farther by protesting inappropriately (such as at funerals), peppering their "arguments" with ignorant beliefs and gay slurs, and generally acting like social terrorists.
I'm gonna have to de-friendBob, I had no idea he was Al-Gayda.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"