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An overly agressive vegan. They can be violent, and are often active.
A- Man, you wanna go to Carl's Burgers?
B- Nah bro, didn't you hear? Its being picketed by alfalfags. They'll probably slash our tires for eating meat.

A- *splashes paint on leather jacket* Cow killer!
B- God damned Alfalfag, you ruined my $600 jacket!
A- Well, you killed a cow!
B- I'm suing your ass.
by MeatMan7432795861 September 15, 2011
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