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A faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.
The Alfalfa King has a small penis, and a big truck.
by thebongghitter June 26, 2011
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