Albiotard 

A type of mountain bike rider that frequents Albion "Hills" trail system near Toronto, Canada, that believes all trails should be sanitized for beginner riders and boring for experienced riders by removing obstacles or advanced features on trails making it easier to ride..

The rocks and tree stumps have been moved from the bike trail yesterday, I guess the Albiotards were busy making nature safe for everyone.

Ah man, some Albiotard took out the ramp and rocks I built up on the trail last night

Albiotard by Bikin the likin August 30, 2011

Abnormality Dancin' Girl 

Basically, a dark depressing Vocaloid song, story is uncovered in the form of diaries.

The diary entries basically tell the whole story of the song so I’ll explain it based on them.

Story follows a purple haired girl I call Tame, She is pretty much the opposite of another classmate, who I call Nanamiya. Tame is at the lowest of her class, while Nanamiya is the highest. Tame begins obsessing over Nanamiya, falling in love with her out of desperation for better grades. She begins having strange dreams where she watches Nanamiya dance with a stranger, before looking at Tame. Tame goes crazy over this, presumably committing suicide by the end of the story. (Im using an extremely scuffed version due to the character limit of this goofy ahh site.)

Person 1: Wsg, you heard bout Abnormality Dancin' Girl?

Person 2: Yeah, that shit slaps, but holy fuck, why did they make it so depressing?

Person 1: Idk bro, but the Purple haired girl looking kind of submissive and breed-

Person 2: (In a cringy rp way points a gun at Person 1) Shut.

Abnormality Dancin' Girl by GoldenFartRequiem February 13, 2023

Abnophoria 

Feeling elation in an abnormally weird or scary time

When they heard their neighbors singing from their balconies, they forgot about the pandemic and laughed. They were clearly in a state of abnophoria.

Abnophoria by smalljones March 28, 2020

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Abnoy 

A Filipino derogatory term used to describe the 15th president of the Philippines by his detractors.

Abnoy ka talaga.

Abnoy by cluster tilapia July 11, 2010

Abnotopia 

the sensation of doing something normal in abnormal times

Eric and Kim took a long bike ride during the global pandemic. The good ride and good weather gave them a feeling of abnotopia.

Abnotopia by smalljones March 28, 2020

albo tole doe! 

A filipino slang to call somebody who is both lazy and stupid.

Get your life in order! Stop being a freaking albo tole doe!

Putang ina mo ka albo tole doe! ( You Son of a bitch! Lazy and stupid!)
Tarantado ka albo tole doe ka talaga! ( You jerk! You really are lazy and stupid!)

albo tole doe! by JheaneyintheBottle May 30, 2020