Akaashi 

A setter in Haikyuu. Also the physical embodiment of a perfect human being.

Akaashi is literally perfect, why isn't he real?

Akaashi by karasuhoe December 20, 2020

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Akaashi Keiji 

The prettiest setter in Haikyuu!!
The literal definition of perfection
He's also whipped for Bokuto Koutarou

"That guy is Akaashi Keiji, he's so pretty"
"Akaashi Keiji is so gay for his captain"

Akaashi Keiji by Moge-ko the Dictator December 22, 2019

Alaskan crab cake 

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

Alaskan crab cake by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

akaashi kinnie 

person who kins akaashi from haikyuu! They're usually quiet and keep to themselves. You can always rely on them to be the responsible person in the group ^^ but though they don't know it they worry themselves about the smallest reasons and are under a lot of pressure :(( akaashi kinnies usually come in a pea pod with bokuto kinnies <3

Person 1: Who do you kin from haikyuu?
Person 2: oh uh im an akaashi kinnie
Person 3: as a bokuto kinnie may i have your hand in marriage

akaashi kinnie by wahmban January 1, 2021

Alabaster Disaster 

When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically

"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"

Alabaster Disaster by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009