13 definitions by Fresh Timbs

Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Hey, it's been a while. How are you?

Another way of saying "I need a favor" or "I need to borrow something".

Person 1: "Hey, it's been a while. How are you?"
Person 2: "What do you want from me this time?"

by Fresh Timbs November 11, 2018

facts

A term that originated in New York that is used to agree with something, someone, or a statement. It can also be used to point out something as being factual.

"Yo deadass nigga if anyone scuffs my timbs they finna get stomped on bruh."
"Yo that's facts my guy."
"FACTS B THAT'S ALL I SPEAK!"

by Fresh Timbs November 5, 2017

agi

Agitated.

"What's the matter, fam? You look agi. Who did you wrong?"

by Fresh Timbs November 22, 2018

The 3 T's

Tits, Tushy, and Thighs: the ideal woman's body possesses each of these in a good shape and size.

Guy 1: "Yo I just scored with the hottest chick in the club last night, bro. You should see her. I bet you'll be jealous."
Guy 2: "That's cool and all but does she have the 3 T's?"
Guy 1: "I mean... I guess she has 2 out of the 3 T's."
Guy 2: "Then your claim is invalid."

by Fresh Timbs July 23, 2019

So this what we doing now?

A way of showing disappointment or disbelief in someone, or pointing out someone's stupidity or nastiness; another way of saying "Are you serious?" or "You not deadass right now".

Person 1: "Yooooooo lemme tell you! My cousin finally let me smash bruh!"
Person 2: "So this what we doing now?"

by Fresh Timbs November 2, 2018

you smell like dead memes

The worst insult anyone can ever tell you.

"You ugly, you your daddy's son"
"Well, you smell like dead memes"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Fresh Timbs July 25, 2018