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armatard 

Armatard is a deranged Russian imageboard troll. He's frequented /k/ for the last few years after being run off of Russian & German language imageboards & forums. He likes to post pro-russian military posts constantly, and will shill basically anything to do with Russian equipment, particularly aircraft, incessantly, to the point of having upwards of 5 threads of his own creation open at the same time. If you see him on /k/, don't respond.
"SU-75 is sure to make western mutts seethe"

"Fuck off, armatard."
armatard by Xxx_Eug3n3_St0n3r_xxX January 24, 2022
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Airman Ga Taosenai 

Airman Ga Taosenai (エアーマンが倒せない Eāman ga Taosenai - "Cannot Defeat Airman") is a Japanese song that became an Internet Meme in Japan. The song is by Team.Nekokan, and depicts a man that initially cannot pass the Heat Man stage in Mega Man 2 because he keeps falling into the lava underneath the disappearing blocks. He says that if he had the Jet Sled, otherwise known as Item 2, he could easily get by just by flying across. However to do this he must defeat Airman, in which to his dismay, he cannot defeat. He says he cannot dodge the tornadoes that Airman fires, and He also says that he jumps behind him and fire repeatedly, but the wind pushes him back regardless. He also attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but again against a tornado it is "meaningless". He says that Airman would be "a breeze to defeat" if he had the Leaf Shield which you acquire after beating Woodman, however he cannot beat Woodman either. He says that he cannot dodge the falling leaves, and he jumps back to avoid him, but despite that Woodman always closes the distance. Once again he attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but he still cannot avoid his jump. During the times when he is going through the stages, he uses up all of his E-Tanks, meaning he can't use them in the boss fight. To this he responds that next time, he will only use the E-Tank at the very last moment.
From Airman Ga Taosenai:

Japanese:"AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo nankai yattemo nankai yattemo EEAMAN ga taosenai yo"

English:"If I had Item-2 I could easily reach the other side but...no matter what, however many times I try...I cannot defeat Airman!"
Airman Ga Taosenai by Huuballawick November 3, 2012

Airman Snuffy 

Hypothetical alias of an enlisted person in the US Air Force who can't seem to do anything right. Used frequently in Air Force officer training texts and case studies, Airman Snuffy is analogous to the United States Marine Corps' Gomer Pyle.
Airman Snuffy parked his car on the runway again.
Airman Snuffy by Lt. Dingo August 4, 2007

dutch airmail 

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.
"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"
dutch airmail by trojun April 26, 2012
On a very windy day: the act of coming out of the shower, or having the need to shower, but having too much energy to do so. Instead, you open the windows all over your place, the fresh, strong wind is let it, you are in the nude, and then you begin to vigorously skip around the place.

Associated with isolated revelry.

Can be a form of meditation.

May also be spelled "air bath."
"Hey Ron, I had an amazing airbath last night. Although I smelled worse afterward than I did before, I at least had some great fun and freed my testes sack for a good while."

It is often believed that Benjamin Franklin often participated in delightful airbaths. Even if true, the disturbing image of him skipping in the nude does not ruin his reputation. In fact, it makes him even more badass.

Perhaps if (evil) people would use up their excess energy doing something productive like airbaths, the world would be a better place.
Airbath by Blomar69 April 17, 2010

armature 

A word used when one cannot spell "amateur".
Eg. Denver: Those guys are armatures, they can't jack off, blow niggas and give midgets handjobs simultaneously like I do.
Dallas: Yeah maynne, they is armatures.
armature by GoatVomit January 23, 2014

Dirty Armati 

When you maul your partners butthole, furiously eating it out with your tongue. Often the mauling is so intense, their is collateral damage and your chin, nose and, but rarely, eyebrows can become brown
John: I heard that she didn't want to have sex
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati