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airbating 

kenan- "will i get arrested for airbating?"
sam-"nope, airbating isnt illegal it's just frowned upon"
airbating by badurking April 13, 2011

Airbating 

(Verb)
1. Airbating, like playing air-guitar, is when someone forms a circle with the tip of their thumb touching their finger tips of the same hand, as one would do when wrapping their around their penis to masturbate. Then that person moves their hand, in an exaggerated motion, toward and away from their own crotch repeatedly - again, as a male would when partaking in the self-pleasuring act of masturbating. This gesture, known as "airbating," is often used in the same context one would use their middle finger to flip the bird, or flip someone off. It is to say "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself."

2. The second connotation for the gesture of airbating, is when it is used from one person to another about a third person. In this context, the airbating gesture is used when the first person wants to indicate to the second person that the third person is just a jerk-off who's wasting the second person's time (not to be confused with procrasturbating).

3. The third and most obscure use of the gesture of airbating, is when a person (usually a woman) preforms the airbating gesture toward a man, to encourage him to masturbate. This is part of a fetish known as JOI or jack-off instruction. In this context the airbating is performed by a woman (often fully clothed - see CFNM) gesturing to a man with a positive connotation, to encourage the recipient of the gesture to masturbate or to continue to masturbate in front of her.
Context 1.

Person #1: Your mother dresses you funny!
Person #2: (while airbating) Ahh, go fuck yourself!

Context 2.
Person #1: Did you hear the shit Bob was saying about Jennifer?
Person #2: (while airbating) Don't pay any attention to Bob. He's just a dick-head.

Context 3.
Male: (naked, masturbating, breathing heavily, not saying anything)
Female: (clothed, staring at his penis while airbating) Oh yeah! That's it! Rub that big cock. Yeah! Just like that. Oooh yeah. (she continues airbating while continuing her JOI)
Airbating by Mr. Party Smants March 31, 2023

agrabating

Diego broke up with me and went with Hugo so I started agrabating.

- The Asian
agrabating by Glock35 May 19, 2015

Airblading

Airblading is a social meme and alternative sport spreading through British men. Participants covertly place their testicles in the high speed airflow of the Dyson Airblade to achieve "airblader" status and then share their achievements via social media.
Hyde got a really clean drop when he was airblading last night in the Groucho
Airblading by airblader June 16, 2011

airbaiting

To perform a male masturbating motion with no genitals in hand in the air, like air guitar.
Jonah likes to sit in the corner of the office airbaiting when he is bored.
airbaiting by deamon32 March 24, 2010

Afrobating.

The action of touching your afro where it feels good for you, and pleasurable for your afro.
Mum, fucking leave, I'm afrobating. This is so embarassing. D;
Afrobating. by Fcuk. November 18, 2011