Definitions by trojun

creampie buffet 

when a female gets inseminated in the vagina, mouth and anus at the same time

'I have never cringed as much as when i saw my mom get a creampie buffet in that old 80's porno'

creampie buffet by trojun February 11, 2020

Pooner Awareness 

Mental acknowledgement of all the hot or interesting women in ones surroundings

" say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"

Pooner Awareness by trojun April 15, 2019

Blart 

The act of accidentally farting while blowing your nose.

I was in class with a mild allergy, I gently blew my nose and blarted so loud the class bursted into laughter

Blart by trojun July 31, 2016

dutch airmail 

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.

"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"

dutch airmail by trojun April 26, 2012

Scrinch 

A mix of Grinch and Scrooge

Troy is not only a twat around Christmas time but also a Scrinch

Scrinch by trojun December 26, 2011