trojun's definitions

dutch airmail

Best described as tossing a pillow to your friend or mate after farting in it.

"my wife sent me a dutch airmail after dinner,it smelt like i had my head up her ass!"

by trojun April 26, 2012

Pooner Awareness

Mental acknowledgement of all the hot or interesting women in ones surroundings

" say , Jeff...at you age, i am amazed with your Pooner Awareness ...the sheer cognizance, perception and appreciation of all the fine Poontang strutting up and down the beach!!"

by trojun April 15, 2019

creampie buffet

when a female gets inseminated in the vagina, mouth and anus at the same time

'I have never cringed as much as when i saw my mom get a creampie buffet in that old 80's porno'

by trojun February 11, 2020

Scrinch

A mix of Grinch and Scrooge

Troy is not only a twat around Christmas time but also a Scrinch

by trojun December 26, 2011

Blart

The act of accidentally farting while blowing your nose.

I was in class with a mild allergy, I gently blew my nose and blarted so loud the class bursted into laughter

by trojun July 31, 2016